The following people have been blacklisted by the fascistic "Movember Committee". Any contact with these people is punishable by moustache removal - plucked hair by hair...
Quitters Those that fell to the razor temptation
John "Burgo" Burgess. The golden Mo of Fortune is no longer.
Allan "AB" Border. No way.
Peter Sellers. "Being There" was obviously not about his mo.
Dean Hutton. No longer is he "glad you asked".
Ian Botham. NO!!!!!!!!
Tom Selleck. And not just for mowing the mo for Friends (for more info check out Hollywood Anger).
Burt Reynolds. (Why is it that he's always grouped together with Tom Selleck?)
James Hetfield. Not just the mo, he boycotted the mullet too!
Weird Al Yankovic.
Imposters Those that pretended they were moustachioued, whilst all along they were MOrons
John Major. Did he or didn't he? Unfortunately, this man definitely did not have a mo.
Groucho Marx. It was painted on, but he's still in the Hall of Fame for inspiring millions of kiddies to wear falsies .
The Lincoln Look Named after the ex-President of USA who popularised this horrible look - a beard with no moustache!
Abraham Lincoln
Ken Ham
Leonardo da Vinci
Jim Newel
Thomas Keneally
Dean Jaensch
Orthodox Jews
The Amish
Dave the politics lecturer
Rob Morrison.
(the goatee version of this monstrosity)
The Misnamed They've got the name but not the goods.
Mo (from the Three Stooges)
Moe (from the Simpsons)
Stiffy and Mo (Mo didn't have a mo, and Stiffy didn't have a - what was I going to say?)
The Unforgivable Those that dared to cross the Committee.
Charles Kies III and the Moustache Celebration Federation.
William J. Marquez - registered a prominent Movember URL to redirect to his own portal years ago (nothing to do with Movember).
