Drinking in Movember
The Movember Committee has been kind enough to provide its followers with a comprehensive list of the beverages that they are allowed to consume in this mighty month.
Flaming Moe (originally Flaming Homer)
- 1 part Tequila
- 1 part Schnapps
- 1 part Creme de Menthe
- 1 tbsp Colonel Krusty Brand Non-Narkotic Cough Syrup For Kids
- Set on fire, then extinguish paying careful attention so as not to ignite your Furry Friend. Enjoy in MOderation.
- Place fresh lime juice, mint leaves and some sugar into a glass.
- Mash together and add crushed ice .
- Add some rum and top with soda water.
- Drink half a bottle of cheap Nuriootpa-distilled vodka
- Dowse a rag in some of the leftover spirit and wedge into top of bottle
- Ignite rag with a ZipMo Lighter
- Throw in the general direction of anyone sporting a beard with no moustache (aka the Lincoln Look)