The MOVEMBER Manifesto

The Movember Committee for the People of Movember has been representing the interests of Movember participants each year since 1999. The importance of this month to its hordes of followers cannot and shall not be understated. It is therefore imperative that I hereby lay down the Manifesto to strike a beginning of the freedom of expression that can only be achieved through strict discipline.

The basic principle of Movember is a simple one - in the words of our Colonel Boochie R. Blight:

Whether you're stopping or going
Just you remember
To keep that mo growing
Whilst in Movember

The rules listed below must be adhered to with the complete love and devotion that you will find for your new furry look.

Wishing you all good luck and bushy mo's
Your loving dictator
El Presidente Maledyke Donikian

Movember Committee and Ambassadors

Rules for Participants

E-Mo the Committee

Copyright (c) 1999 Movember Committee