AlaMO: the mo that will always be remembered
AtMOsphere: Earth's gaseous outer - in which moustaches are known to reside (average altitude 150cm).
Di-MO-xynyl: a hair tonic for your upper lip
DraiMO: what you use to remove moustache hairs from your basin drain.
Good KarMO: having many moustaches in past lives, and being rewarded with a fulfilling mo in this life
ELMO: a small, furry, sickenly cute mo
GizMO: any gadget designed to technologically enhance a moustache's splendour
International MOnetary Fund: an organisation devoted to monitoring world-wide moustache trends
MOan: John Holmes' moustache
MObile: a mo that 'gets around'
MOby Dick: a huge, whale-like moustache
MOcha: a brown Mo
MOdem: what you use to log on to moustache sites on the Net
MOgal: a cold, lumpy mo
MOhel: a jew who performs the rite of removing the tips of moustaches
MOi: I am a frenchman's moustache
MOlasses: a really really thick mo
MOlest: to harrass people at the pub about Movember
MOllusc: have you ever looked closely at one of these suckers and noticed that they have little hairs at the edge of their shells?
MOlotov Cocktail: a flaming drink that sets fire to your mo (recipe)
MOmentous: a mo of great importance
MOmentum: a mo that cannot be stopped once it has started
MOnarch: a moustache that rules the rest of the face
MOnitor: a person who continually looks at the growth of his mo
MOnoceros: a mythical horse-like creature with a single protuberance from its upper lip
MOnogamous: no-one but your wife likes your moustache
MOnokini: a scanty 1-piece beach garment (equivalent to the bottom of a bikini), worn to conceal a mo
MOnopoly: exclusive possession of the right to grow a moustache in Movember
MOnotheism: belief in a God with only one moustache
MOnotonous: when all moustaches start to look the same
MOnster: a moustache that likes to hang out in children's wardrobes
MOns Pubis: a moustache-like area in the lower abdomen
MOnth: how long we give you to grow a mo in Movember
MOp: what you use to remove snot from your moustache
MOpoke: a nocturnal, owl-like bird with a distinctive moustachioed beak
MOpe: to sulk about not having a moustache
MOrality: you need a moustache to avoid this
MOron: a clean-shaven person
MOsaic: a moustache made up of hairs of different colours.
MOses: to part the mo
MOsey: a mo that shuffles leisurely about the face
MOsque: where to get down on your knees and pray for your mo
MOss: nature's way of growing a moustache
MOtionless: when someone talks with a mo, the lips are moving, but the mo remains perfectly still
MOth: a dusty mo
MOther: your mother has a big moustache
MOurn: lament for a shaved moutache
MOuth: what you wear under your moustache
MOw: to trim one's mo
ParaMOid: the irrational fear that people are out to get your moustache
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